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MORCEAU
morceau (noun) /mohr SOH/ - a small piece.
--Example: Apparently you can get arrested even for having one morceau of crack on you. And also, drug cops aren't impressed by your usage of words originally derived from French.
pugnacious (adjective) /puhg NAY shuhs/ - likely to fight . . . combative and argumentative.
--Example: Everyone on "Jersey Shore" is pugnacious...and contagious.
You want to put your Valentine flowers into a vase BUT your vase is leaking! Instead of buying a new vase consider filling it with paraffin wax, letting it harden, then fill it with water...that SHOULD do the trick.
You've heard of dispensing pancake batter from a turkey baster, but try using an old ketchup dispenser. Dispense your pancakes then snap the lid shut and store the unused batter in your fridge until the next morning. NO UNUSED BATTER! Look at you going green.
Do you have ants invading your kitchen? Spread some ground cinnamon where you think the ants are coming into your house, that should do the trick.
If you're looking for a new way to keep your veggies crisp, line your refrigerator veggie compartments with crumpled up newspaper.
cloakatively (adv.) superficially
Suggested use in a sentence:
He may have worn a trench coat to hide the fact that he was allergic to wearing his heart on his sleeve, but that did not mean that the love affair with a cranky creature from the deep, Johnny, could cloakatively be regarded as a platonic or pathetic pursuit.
You know how sometimes when you're reading a recipe while cooking and your cookbook just wont stay open? Well, place a glass bowl on top of the pages, this way the book will stay to open to where you want and you can read through the bowl.
Yegg (noun) /yeg/
- A safecracker
Example ~ All I need is a good yegg to round out my Ocean's 11 crew and we can finally knock over that casino.
To remove spots from window sills, put a little rubbing alcohol on it. Rubbing alcohol also works when use in conjunction with window cleaner to prevent ice from forming on your windows.
Tired of the residue that cellophane tape leaves on your walls? Try removing the tape with a warm iron, NOT a hot one...it would be there for a while if you did that...maybe forever!
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Vinegar and water will remove salt stains for shoes and boots. HOWEVER, it might make your shoes smell worse than they already do.
Before you put on a new button up, put some clear nail polish on the front and back of each button, buttons will stay on longer when their threads are sealed.
Wanda's Word: Schadenfreude:
schadenfreude (noun) /shah din froy duh/ - enjoyment from seeing the pain or trouble of others.
--Example: A lot of people are having some good schadenfreude over the way the Patriots absolutely destroyed TEBOW and the Broncos on Saturday. Good luck surviving the Rapture someday, fools.
Don't know what to do with that pesky plastic shower curtain with all of that mildew on it? Try throwing it in the washer with a few bath towels and add half a cup of vinegar. Remove the curtain right before the spin cycle and hang to dry.
When you're making homemade chocolate chip cookies, substitue some cherry morsels for half of the chocolate morsels, that'll be a new tasty treat for your family.
If your husband has collar rings on his nice button up work shirt, try using chalk to get rid of them, then throw them in the wash. The chalk absorbs the oil, it might take more than one try, it should work.
Qi (noun) /chee/- a variant of "chi", which is used in Eastern cultures to describe the vital life force energy inside of you.
- Example: You will never use the word "qi" in your daily life to describe your life force. You will, however, use it in Scrabble because it's a cheap way to use a "Q" on a triple-word score.
In order to preserve your kid's pictures, spray hairspray on them to keep the colors from fading or smudging.
misodoctakleidist - Noun
misodoctakleidist Someone who hates practicing the piano.
Example) I heard Elton John was secretly a misodoctakleidist. It wouldn't be the first time he's hidden something about himself....would it?
If your carpet suffers from puppy odor or any kind of odor for that matter, try mixing 1 tablespoon of baking soda with one lemon and one cup of water, put it in a spray bottle and clean. A few drops of tea tree oil instead of the lemon in the mixture will aid in preventing bug infestation.
If you need to get rid of rats or mice in your home, sprinkle black pepper where they're staying, they will run away.
If you want to get pen ink off of your hands quickly, try applying a little hairspray. If it doesn't work, just blame Preston, not me...I'm just passing along information haha.
Ranarian; Adjective
To be frog-like; Froggy
Example ~ As far as RANARIAN rhymes are concered "Froggy Went A Courtin'" is my favorite.
ULOTRICHOUS:
Adjective; Belonging to a group of people having wooly or crisply curly hair.
I went to a Grateful Dead concert and those hippies were definitely ULOTRICHOUS.
| Basorexia; | |
(noun) 1. an overwhelming urge to neck or kiss 2. a strong craving or hunger for kissing (adjective) -basorexic I'm overwhelmed with basorexia everytime I see Bradley Cooper. | |
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